I am sure by now you are pitying him for his choice of a spouse ( yes he chose me!). But read on to find out how I am the actual sufferer as he maybe short of words but never short of his one liners!!
Learn a trick or two from just a few instances of how he keeps his " every chirpy", " ever eager" and " please appreciate me or okay atleast talk to me" wife GROUNDED!!!
- When I say the most abused 4 words said by every wife when she has gotten ready to go out somewhere
Saurabh : Even if you tried hard you cannot look ugly. So never ask me again and every time!
- When I have cooked something nice for dinner
Saurabh : Do you know how to cook bad food? Har roz poochti ho!
- On my birthday, our anniversary or any other 'occasion' where expecting a gift is not an offense!
Saurabh : Babyyyy.....sab kuch tumhara hai. Alag se kya kharidna!!!
- For our kids
Saurabh: Yaar they are my boys. Genetically they cannot be ill mannered!!
- For Nevaan
Saurabh : Mera beta hai
- For Viraj
Saurabh: Tumhara beta hai !!
- When one of his relatives gives me a compliment
Saurabh : Kamaal hai ! Why else did I marry you?
- During a fight
Saurabh : Is this the right time to ask me that?
- After a fight
Saurabh: Sorry? Me?? Shouldn't you say it???
- When I posted the last 4 blogs and got tremendous response and encouragement from everywhere
Saurabh: Arre kamaal hai! Uday Chopra ki tarah baat mat karo
Me: Uday Chopra? He just gave one hit!
Saurabh: Oh yes, you are Vivek Oberoi right now!! Teen chaar hits and you are flying!!